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Published on December 7, 2003 By GoffikFreek with Ez-Bake Ovenz In Philosophy
I’ve been thinking everyone. Again. I am familiar with many ideas of “God” but the pantheon I think most are all most familiar with is in the Judeo-Christian one. I’ve found many oddities in the Bible. Inconsistencies but from what the book says about “god” Jehovah or Yahweh isn’t the picture that is painted by modern day Christians and Jews. Indeed, it seems the anti-god Satan has an identity theft.

The following things summarize what makes god who it is to Jews and Christians.

He is infallible.
He is One single being.
He is totally 100% good and cannot sin..
He loves His people (Jews or Christians)

I’m about to defunct those ideas straight from the Holy Bible and Torah.

God is one single being.

“Let US create man in OUR own image.” Genesis 1:1

There’s one down already, from the very first verse of the Bible and Torah. The Hebrew word “Elohim” which is translated as “God” is even a plural word.

God is infallible.

"If you kill them all, then the Egyptians will make fun of you, saying that you went through all the trouble of dragging them out of Egypt just to kill them in the desert. Besides, you already swore to Abraham, Isaac, and Israel that you would give the land to their seed. If you kill their seed, then you will have broken your oath." (Exodus 32 :11-13)

Well, things are looking less and less good for Yahweh. It seems he had forgotten the single most important promise he ever made to man. If god broke this promise then the messiah could never be born and humanity would be doomed to eternity in “hell”. Maybe Yahweh has Elshimer’s...

God is 100% Good
Apparently Moses hit God in a soft spot (God's overinflated EGO) because God changed his mind and "repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people." (Exodus 32:14) We must point out that this statement is in contradiction to elsewhere in the Bible where it states that God doesn't need to repent because he doesn't sin. (Numbers 23:19)

So, Yahweh is a sinner just like us so the plan of redemption where Christ could save is now disproved. Also, if Satan is the source of all evil that mean that not only can an old man who pushes the right buttons manipulate Jehovah so can Satan which means Satan is more powerful that Yahweh.
Hm.

Personally, throughout the bible I’ve seen Yahweh condoning, rape, murder, pedophilia, plaguing humanity with diseases and every bad thing imaginable which make me think that this so-called “god” isn’t our creator or savior but our mortal enemy or devil.
But I look at what Lucifer/Satan has done and he gave us humans the ability to think freely in the Garden of evil as the serpent in the tree of knowledge. Adam and Eve’s eyes were opened and they became as gods, knowing good and evil. Lucifer isn’t the bad guy from what I see. He is our true Savior.
It makes sense for Jehovah to paint Satan as the bad guy, it takes the heat off of him.
And for Christians who say that Old Testament isn’t valid, just know Jesus and the Apostles quote the Old Testament (badly at that) all throughout the new. They had the same god the jew had.
Also, the Bible says god can’t change. He is the same today as his will be tomorrow, so this malevolent being called Yahweh/Jehovah/Allah/God is still the evil thing he was thousands of years ago.

One of his Angels Gabriel is even responsible for fucking humanity by starting a rival monotheistic religion through Mohammad which would lead to the crusades where millions died and is responsible for terrorism and our war on it.


My conclusion:

Yahweh is evil.
Satan is good.



So you can go ahead following your senile wrathful, jealous, hateful god Yahweh but from now on, make mine Satan !

Comments
on Dec 12, 2003
My conclusion? You're a babbling idiot! GCJ