I finally figured out how to use this f*cking thing. Too bad it will look like straight sh*t because I don't know HTML but who needs all that flashy stuff? Not me. Nor anyone really. Including you. Yes. You.
My day was fairly uneventful. I did however walk to the convenience store and purchase a hot pocket (which i microwaved there) , a chocolate milk (which i drank while the hot pocket cooked) and a pack of Salem Black Mentol Cigarettes. The Hot Pocket was Hame & Cheese flavored and and titilated my taste buds which is beautiful taste and then slid down my esophogus (after been chewed slowly, savoring the fatty oils , dairy product, and dead animal matter) into my stomach where it was digested further. Its no traveling through my intestines and probaly near my large intestine which mean I will having to take a dump soon. Ah, excerting waste... It will just as enjoyable as consuming the food, perhaps more-so.
And the cigarrettes. The pack reduce my life-span by approximately 120 minutes. I hope I wouldv'e been watching Titanic those last minutes I've lost so I don't have sit though it again. That part where the old people are laying in bed together awaiting their impending doom as the icy cold water rushes in always makes me cry. Anyways what was I saying? Oh yes. Now if one cigarrette shortens my life by seven minutes then every hour I've spent playing Dungeons&Dragons has (and will) prolonged by virginity by seven hours. That fact combined with my chain smoking of menthol cigarettes, smoking of marijuana, incessant drug use and odd personality means I will die virgin. Thanks a lot god. And on top of that I have a small penis. Life sucks. Then you die. Yes. You.
If you are still reading this you have no life just as I don't so I will now bore you with some personal information.

I am god.
I am a goth.
I am a man who wears lots of makeup and yet I'm not gay.
I am man who wears skirts and yet I'm not gay.
I am man who is attracted to other men and yet I am not gay.
I am man who gives oral sex to other men and yet I'm not gay.
I am not gay.
I ain't gay I tell you.
Not gay.
Not gay.
Not gay.
Not gay.
Gay.

Damn.

I am now going to read some on the intnernet followed by a healthy dose of online gay porn followed by masterbation.

I'm not gay damn you.



...Ave Luciferus...